My Geekly Conquests

bebx:

insane

totally-magneato:
“the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
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I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
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next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August...

totally-magneato:

the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

Because that’s exactly what I did. Here’s some more.

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

If you don’t think I have this post queued all the way to 2024 you are mistaken.

relaxxattack:

for a while there i was sympathetic to tumblr because of how much they’re in debt; i was kind of like “well of course they’re absolutely desperate for new users, they literally need the money or else tumblr goes down forever”. and then suddenly today it hit me that there’s actually no fucking reason for that debt to be causing these ui changes? the userbase has been INCREDIBLY clear about what they want from tumblr over the years, not to mention clear about the fact that even twitter people don’t need this place to look like twitter. it actually would be very… EASY? for them to just make changes in a direction people would actually be HAPPY with?

for fuck’s sake there were people trying to organize a “crab day” for tumblr despite tumblr doing nothing but telling us to go fuck ourselves for months on end. there were people spending hundreds of dollars on check marks just for the glee of MAKING FUN of twitter. can you IMAGINE how much money this userbase would donate to tumblr if they actually made ui updates geared toward what people have been asking for?

if tumblr actually crowdsourced ideas or even just LISTENED to their userbase it may have been possible for them to make way more money than they’re begging for now, they just insist on trying to drive their actual demographic and loyal userbase out for literally no reason

bettedavisgf:

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

notvaeda:

notvaeda:

Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

Bringing this back rq

etakeh:

In case you think the writers on strike aren’t making good use of their time, think no more!

tweet from Dan Amira @DanAmira I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me. 12:03 PM · Jul 17, 2023 included is a photo of a 2 bros pizzaALT
gonna go one brother at a time photo of a 3 bros pizzaALT
no surprises so far photo of four brothers pizzaALT
getting to be a lot of brothers but this was expected photo of five brothers kitchen & cafeALT
fine, sure photo of six brothers dinerALT
gotta be getting close to the end now... photo of cafe taverna barbcue seven brothersALT

Only click the read more if you’re fully prepared. I’m taking no responsibility past this point.

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wanderrghost:

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I would like to share with you all some absolutely raw advice my mom gave me about my anxiety today

senatortedcruz:

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved